getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

how do be sad but look cool at the same time?

B(

B)

poledancing4jesus:

mood:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

Blathers 

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

• head to body ratio is uneven
• when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
• baby unable to hunt for the clan
• baby is slow and usually racist

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

scolipede:

Can we talk about how amazing Staryu’s cry is??

lamdiel:

now that we’re alone

//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//

rightshift:

Haven’t seen this one before

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.